Oversaw the strategic delay of projects, ensuring they were always postponed to the last possible moment. Pioneered the "I'll do it tomorrow" framework, which, unsurprisingly, is yet to be implemented.
Promoted the wonders of Rust to anyone who'd listen, armed with buzzwords and a vague understanding. Managed to convince the team to adopt Rust, then promptly outsourced the actual coding to someone who knew what they were doing.